If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
get out the hay
Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has invented a single mold to which all must conform. It is grotesque.
— Jiddu Krishnamurti (via showslow)
THERE ARE MOSQUITOS OUTSIDE
DOES THIS BUS DRIVER THINK THIS IS A GAME???!!!!?!!
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.